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I have been away for awhile. I know I need a beating. It seems I have somewhat of a regular fanbase. Well not really, but I do appreciate them check-ins (especially from hotties - you know who you are zexy!)
Also, married people can never be kool. Even if the koolest dude in the world, (Ryu Hayabusa, the exalted ninja leader of the dragon lineage) got married, he wouldn't be kool anymore. And his vow to his nanja clan was to be kool at all times, even when on the toilet or picking his nose.
Well, without getting into too much detail, I have a new ladyfriend who has monopolized my time. Work is a bitch, like a real ugly bitch with bad skin that smells like a raw egg in a dog's ass. My family has gone nuts. My friends are gay. However, throughout it all, I have managed to become more awesome. It's like when the Hulk keeps getting his ass kicked, and he gets so angry that he gets way more powerful and fully pounds on like 37 bad guys until they're blue in the dick.
My slut management idea tanked. I was really into it, I even started a website, like a proper one without
www.slutmanagementblogspotsinmyunderwear.com, like a proper domain and everything. But no one was interested. I don't get it. It was a stellar idea. I should've put more pics of my giblets, that always helps in every way.
The main reason for this post is Borat. He is now the ultimate dude. Like an ultimate warrior against everything that is normal in western society. He should hold Borat camps in the woods and teach little boys his philosophy. I would totally sport the sexiest moustache and join the camp and eat Azamat's asshole. Below some finger licking quotes. I'm gonna use the third one as my ringtone. Mind you, you have to read all these out loud in a Russian accent while scratching your downstairs department (this goes double for the ladies.
Eeez niiiiice!

Borat: This is Natalya. [He kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. [She holds up a trophy and smiles] Niiice!

Azamat: Eat my asshole!

Borat: [To Azamat] My moustache still tastes of your testes.

Borat: [singing the Kazakhi national anthem to the tune of the American national anthem] Kazakstan, greatest country in the world/all other countries are run by little girls/Kazakhstan is number-one exporter of potassium/Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium/Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world/all other countries is run by the gays...

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.


Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat: Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard's robe.

Kazkhstan is great. Really great. I wan't to be a Kazakh and rape animals profesionally and on a commission basis. Well maybe not, but it'd be a kool contest to join and come 3rd in. If only.
So what else is new with everyone else. Is blogging still popular? I haven't been to many sites recently and it seems fewer people are coming to mine anf fewer still are updating as frequently as they used to. Or maybe they are and ain't showin the love. The funnniest, ask a Pilipino person to say love. It rules!

ps: I heart Pilipinos...really

cuddles

kqf
 
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LOL. rat bastard.

btw, it's "filipino." know why i know? it's because i'm one.

shocker, innit? ;)
 
oh, and i hope you had a splendid xmas, my dear.
 
illyria!! dude, i didnt mean anything by the pilipino remark. theyre my fave race! seriously! my band for 2 yrs were all filipinos. some of best friends are filipinos and we make fun of each other all the time. its funny.
i hope your not mad? everyone should disregard me anyway, i talk a lot of gibberish
cuddles?
 
eh, i'm not mad, you big silly! oh, no no no. :) dinna worry sae much, as they say in scotland. i've always wanted a castle in scotland. and definitely cuddles. xx.
 
married ppl can't ever be cool? i'm gonna kick your ass, muthahfuckah!

i LOVE borat. i still haven't watched this film but was watching him on david letterman this morning, and he was so fucking hilarious, esp since the other guest was martha stewart! martha tried to teach him how to make a bed on the show, and obviously he figured martha had been sent as a "gift" by the management, took his trousers off and jumped excitedly into bed!

they'll probably do a rerun later today on paramount so try and catch it (or you can watch it on youtube).

i'm boycotting new years eve this year...well at least all the stupid 'number 1 dj' parties cause they always suck (you can never get to the bar and the drinks are so watered down). i might have friends over at mine, will call you if i do (even though you're an ass and didn't show up at my wedding).
 
happy new year's, hustlebunny! :)
 
yer weird, sink sink socks.
 
ask them to say virus. hehehehehehe.

ladyfriend eh? nice nice. and then u follow it with a married ppl aint cool rant. hmmm :p

sup homie.
 
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