Armitage Shanks
  Ninjas = Sweet-

You know it. I know it. Now they will know it.

Ninjas are sweet. There is no denying it. Deadly masters of every style of combat and ambidextorous, they can be calm, collected and chilled out or crazy, horny and fucked up and do it with the poise and stealth of a jungle cat.
Chicks can also be considered ninjas also if they have a smokin body and an ass that won't quit.

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Sweet huh? Ok what? Ya, back to ninja luv. So as I was sayin like, ninjas are amazing. As I mentioned they are stealthy and sweet and crazy and hormonal, all within like, 12 minutes. They are so quick and sharp they can slice a grapefruit in half with their eyelash.
Ninjitsu has recently penetrated the world of the internet and since 1997, into cybersex as well. Check out bloodninja, the wikidist internet ninja as he puts the ninjaluv on the ladies;

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


This is actual footage of a ninja in training at a local highway in Utah. Eventually a Dodge Viper thought it was all kool and tried to bust a yellow light and this ninja totalled the car and transformed it into a vacuum cleaner. Needless to say he completed this part of his training with flying colours.

The opposite of ninjitsu is this guy. Dude ate his underwear cause...well, just read it. Him and his kind are the reason ninjas exist.

The dude did get away with it though. There may be a potential ninja in him yet. If y'all want some ninja knowledge or just want to be in the presence of ninjitsu, let me know.
I have never seen Katie Holmes look so human.

And/or delicious.


hey that moron who ate his undies is old news dude! get with the times yo!

"they can slice a grapefruit in half with their eyelash."

loool, oh cmon, i was told they could diamonds with their eyelashes. get ur facts right little ninja!
Ninjas pwn pirates!
lol.did read about the bloodninja txt on albinoblacksheep.It never gets old tho...
About ninjas being sweet? Ditto. I heart ninjas.

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